Actually Doing a Pinterest Pin

I saw this pin on Pinterest and I was like, hey, I'm gonna try that. It was a makeup pin. The gal claims that it takes her less than 5 minutes to do this routine (which is vital because she has a baby crawling around her legs) and that it helps her tired eyes. (P.S. I didn't notice dark circles on her..sooo there's that. #jealousmuch)

Even though I'm not even leaving the house today and Jordan isn't even here, I tried it. A) It took me 15 minutes, not 5. B) I look nothing like the model, so that's a bummer. C) I look silly smiling with my mouth closed. D) The model appears to already have perfect, even, freckle-free skin. E) I must have really low brow lines?? But alas, here is me compared to her and also my before and after. Scary how much of a difference eye makeup makes, btw. Also, I think I look better IRL without makeup on than I do in photos. At least I hope I do...

P.S. Here's the link to the chick's tutorial: http://www.laurenmcbrideblog.com/2014/04/eye-makeup-tired-eyes/